Tweets

bighungtom:

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Cleaning up the mess I made…

thecapn:

Half of me is crying and the other half of me is also crying.

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

  • me: im not jealous
  • him: yes u are
  • me: NO IM NOT. LOL SERIOUSLYYYY YOOOO
  • him: ok
  • me: k
  • him: youre jealous.
  • me: no
  • him: k
  • me: yeah k maybe i am.......... MAYBE.
  • him: k u just admitted youre jealous that he likes someone that is not you was that very hard?
  • me: you're a dick.
  • him: you're jealous. (:

marielikestodraw:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU.

I literally cannot with anything right now. I just can’t.


(Source: vagabondedlife)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus